Funny or not i thought so?

Set it Free!
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But. . . .
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and doesn't appear to realize that you actually
set it free in the first place. . .

You either married it or gave birth to it.

Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked.

It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared.

They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.

Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly.

"Does that answer your question?" her father asked.

"Not really," the little girl said. "My friend Marcia said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

had a giggle to myself ...............well theres only me here .lol 10/10 ......ANYMORE

Both Funny LOL

Love the first 1.

yes very good. how gutted are the parents telling her all about the facts of life and all she wanted to know was where she was born. knowing my luck that will be me one day. think u should change ur name from love to play to love to joke ( ok ok wasn't that funny) we can't all be funny like u! another pat on the back 4 u. ;) x

Ha! Very funny..thanks for the laugh!

I thought that this was a funny joke you are funny!

love it the last one about the girl asking where she came from was really really funny and the other one about setting free....was really good it was sweet at the beinging and then was funny at the end.,....nice one...thumbs up for me...lol

haha

the second one was my favourite

huh

both were very funny

hahahahaha, very funny

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