OK laugh some but don't break your stitches?

Like the way you think

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

Little Johnny:- "None Miss".

Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"

Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"

Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."

Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

HAHAHA DIRRRTY...but very funny! 7/10. Perverted child. lol Gotta love Little Johnny jokes.

very funny

ok fine.

that's funny!lol

I do like it.....

very funny

roflmao... i am in stitches...

hahahahahahahaha

good jhonny joke... thanx for the laugh

Here's a similar one...
Teacher - Ok class. I have something in my pocket. It's round and hard, and red....
Timmy - Is it a yo yo?
Teacher - No, but I like the way you think, it's an apple.
Timmy - I have one...
Teacher - ok
Timmy - I'm holding something in my pocket, it's round hard, and has a head on it.
Teacher - That's disgusting, you go to the office right now.
Timmy - Actually it's a quarter, but I like the way you think.

Very funny. I like it.. Will. :)

have seen dis b4

Hahaha. Love Little Johnny jokes.

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!!!!

hahhahahaha... its green but funny....

haha thats awesome

hey ,some1 already posted this......................but i'll giv u an aristrocratic laugh ARF ARF ARF ARf ARF

lol!!!!

thats funny!!!!

LOL. That Johnny! tsk! tsk! tsk! LOL.

little crazy johnny

Good one

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