Answer these fun questions!!!?

1. What did one bulb say to another?

2. Which job has plenty of openings?

3. What did the mother telephone say to her daughter telephone?

4. What's the difference between a watch seller and a jailor?

5. He is my son, but i am not his father. who am I?

lighten up
a doorman
we don't want to cross lines
one sells watches the other watches cells
mother

all i know is # 5...you're his mother. that's it. the rest are up to someone else. :-)

1. What did one bulb say to another? WANT A LIGHT

2. Which job has plenty of openings? DOOR OPENER

3. What did the mother telephone say to her daughter telephone? HELLO

4. What's the difference between a watch seller and a jailor? THEY BOTH LIE

5. He is my son, but i am not his father. who am I? MOTHER

1. You're not the brightest bulb in the box.
2. A window installer.
3. You're a dead ringer for your father.
4. Not much; they both help people count time.
5. His mother.

#5 The mother
#4 One is selling the time the other is buying the time.

1. Lighten up?

2. Machine operator in a crotchless panty factory?

3. Kiss my ring?

4. One sells time, the other makes sure you serve it?

5. Mother (fudger)?

1. You light up my life
2. Hole digger?
3. I'm giving you a little ring
4. One gives the gift of time, one supervises those doing time
5. His mother

1. You're bright

1. hey
2. hooker
3. shut up
4. one is gonna end up in jail and one already is
5. mother

no...

1)lighten up
2)door opener
3)hello
4)they both lie
5)mother

1. What bright idea do you have now?

2. Donut hole maker

3. My little Princess.

4. One keeps the watches the other watches the keep.

5. Mother

funny

1. Let there be light.
2. A maze cleaner
3. Don't let boys press your wrong numbers.
4. One sells watches and one watches cells.
5. Should be mother.

1]You enlighten me.
2]Plumbers[openings]
3]Hello
4]A watch seller sells and jailor cells
5]Mother

1. Lighten up?

2. Machine operator in a crotchless panty factory?

3. Kiss my ring?

4. One sells time, the other makes sure you serve it?

5. Mother

1- lets turn on...
2- the window washer!
3- ring ring...
4- both are waiting
5- mother!

1)i am so much brighter than u(true in real life)
2)no clue
3)call me
4)one sell watches,another watches cells
5)i am his mom

The #5 is His mother.