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80 yrs old and pregnant... doctor doctor joke?


An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."

"Get serious doctor, I'm 80."

"I know," said the doctor, "This morning, I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."

"I'll be darned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband. "Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten SOB. You got me pregnant!"

There was a pause on the line. Finally, her husband answered, "Who's calling please?."

lmao.. what a cheating scoundrel of an old man..

hahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for the laugh


no he does not have many wives but he's screwing around alot so he's not sure which one sould be preg.. duh@mypeti..

cool

lol dat was funny

OMG THAT IS SOOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH

Sorry I don't get it.
Did you mean her husband has lots of wives?
LOL.......then it's funny.hee heee hee..

srry don't.......... wait he's gotten a lot of people pregnet and he dosn't know witch person it is

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