Random Debate: Redheads or Telephones?

We want serious answers people! Which is better and why?

REDHEADS!!!!
we are rare and amazing. phones are everywhere but how often do you see everyone having a redhead?!
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lol um redheads since theyre humans

i like redheads, i think they're sexy

Telephones red heads can do all that they can do

Redheads because they make louder noises than the phone in my bedroom.

Redheads, because I'm one

I gotta say redhead cause I have both and the redhead is way more fun than the phone

Since I am a real redhead I will say redhead of course.

Redheads, because if you piss off a redhead you won't need a phone - she will find you.