Before you propose marriage, check these out?

When to Propose... Or Not
Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"

* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?

* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.

* Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?

* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?

* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?

* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?

* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?

* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?

* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?

* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?

When to Accept a Proposal... Or Not
Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage.

* On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help with his laundry?

* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local adult bookstore?

* Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island" at least four times?

* Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot of unruly nose hair?

* Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own stack of ketchup packets?

* Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?

* Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?"

* Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman?

* Mumbles the name, Jake, over and over.

your list is a little late, i could have consulted with it before saying "i do"...lol ......hey, i used to work at Big Leg Emma's House Of painful Delights, thats a very classy joint, that's where i had all my biker tattoo's done.....lol

Wow....That's a crying shame,when women who aren't sure about a marriage,is confronted with this.It's nothing bad,but I mean,I was just proposed to but I don't have any of these problems.

Heres one for you mate

Good time to get engaged-

When there are several packs of condoms in her bathroom cupboard, And several packs of tampons in his.

This made my day. REALLY This is great. I am considering proposing to my GF quite soon because of my whole Army telling me I gotta go and all.