Comparative farting?

the 鈥榠n鈥?person 鈥?one who loves to smell his own farts
the amiable person 鈥?one who loves to smell other people鈥檚 farts
the proud person 鈥?one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
the shy person 鈥?one who farts silently and then blushes
the impudent person 鈥?one who farts loud and then laughs
the scientific person 鈥?one who farts regularly but is concerned about the ozone layer
the unfortunate person 鈥?on who would love to fart but sh*ts instead
the honest person 鈥?one who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
the nervous person 鈥?one who stops in the middle of a fart
the dishonest person 鈥?one who farts and blames the dog
the selfish person 鈥?one who doesn鈥檛 allow others to smell his farts
the foolish person 鈥?one who suppresses his farts for hours and hours
the thrifty person 鈥?on who always has a good fart in reserve
the strong person 鈥?one who has extremely powerful farts
the blonde person 鈥?one who hears a fart and answers the telephone
the anti-social person 鈥?one who excuses himself and farts in privacy
the strategic person 鈥?one who conceals his fart with coughing
the sadistic person 鈥?one who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his bedmate
the intellectual person 鈥?one who can determine from the smell of the fart what was eaten lately
the athletic person 鈥?one who farts at the slightest exertion
the optimistic person 鈥?one who farts with a clear conscience
the miserable person 鈥?one who loves to fart but simply can鈥檛
the boisterous person 鈥?one who proudly announces a fart
the sensitive person 鈥?one who farts and then starts crying
the pessimistic person 鈥?one who drops a silent one and then runs for cover
the eloquent person 鈥?one who farts just as much as is necessary
the glad person 鈥?one who farts the normal amount and is glad about it as he is convinced it is a sign of good health
the disgusting person 鈥?one who farts and then walks around to disperse it evenly
the unlucky person 鈥?one whose farts are accompanied by solid matter

Wanna pull my finger, alot of thought/star

all of the above haha

BRAVO! This is brilliant literature. Really fine fact gathering ma'am.

lol very refreshing, and funny.

COOL!!! good job.. LOL!! a star 4u

hahahahaah..

All funny except the blonde one LOL ha ha

simply smelly!!!!!
i mean that was hillarious!!!
have a star

lolz =D

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