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An ice-cream joke?

In class students were learning about numbers. The teacher asks little Billy: "There are five birds on the telephone wire. A man shoots two birds, so how many are left on the wire?"
"Well, none. Two birds are dead but the rest fly away after the shots."- answers Billy.
"Ok, no, the answer is three, but I like the way you are thinking."
"Now, let me ask you a question, teacher" - says Billy.
"Go ahead"
"Two women are walking down the street eating ice-cream. One is licking the ice-cream, the other is biting it. Which of them is married?"
The teacher blushes and answers: "Well I guess the one that is licking the ice-cream."
"No, the one with a wedding ring is married, but I like the way you are thinking"

WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!

Read it so many times............

hahaha , have a star.......

caught me off guard like it

Oldie but a goodie......LOL

LOL

Bellatri... I like the way you are thinking-Star.

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