You hate bugs?

Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.

The next evening, Pete was sitting at home wen the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. This time, he hit Pete in the stomach and karate chopped him on the back before running away.

The third evening, Pete as again sitting at home when he heard the doorbell. He answered the door and for the third time the cockroach was there. It leapt at him and managed to stab him several times before running off.

The gravely injured Pete was barely able to crawl to the telephone and summon an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.

The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He stopped by Pete's hospital room and asked him what happened. Pete explained about the 6-foot-tall cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near-fatal stabbing.

The doctor looked thoughtful for a moment and said, "Yes, there's a nasty bug going around!"

Irish asked me why I am not a top contributor....it is because you need so many points to be that, and I use all my points to post jokes. And I do not really care about the points, as long as I can still post.

ROFL !! That was really funny. Is that not how you feel when you get bug LOL LOL . Thanks Jake. Hugs

funny babe!!

Hehe I like it :p

Oh nooo - lol i hate bugs

You have alot of jokes, why dont you start up your own website or something!!!
Sorry but i really didnt think that was funny!

was waiting to hear about poor pete and the new drugs his dr put him on................lololol....great joke!

oooohhhhh lolz

Oh Jake, where DO you get them from!!! lolz

lol. i hate cockroaches they freak me out. star

good ! keep em up. star as always.

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Great One Jake The Jokeman!! How come you don't have one of those "Top contributor" things under your name? Do people choose them on their own or something?

Sounds like the roaches we see in Coronado Island just off San Diego, as big as rats!

That would have been a perfect joke to post on the board when I was working at hospitals.
Roaches are GROSS-especially when you find a roach leg in your rice!! Puke!

We gotta get bigger cans of spray!! LOL!!
-Mel

thats cute....lol.....i hate bugs!!!!!!!!!!

err... ths not tht funny