What do you think of this questions? (jokes)?

As u can see, I don't have better things to do... so, I want to share some jokes I recieved on my mail.
What do you think of some questions like this?

A. Somebody steal me!
B. Who?

A. I lost my wallet?
B. Where?

A. What happend to you? Do you cut your hair?
B. Nooo, my hair is growing inside!

A. (calling from a telephone with Caller ID) Do you call me yesturday?
B. No, It was my dog...

A. Do you crash your car?
B. Noooo. I was just playing Bumper Cars on the streets.

A. Did you fall down?
B. Nooooo.... I just want to know the color of my blood.

Or what about those questions that the place say the answer, i.e. restaurants, cinemas, stadiums..
A. What are u doing here???
B. (look idiot, I come to sweep, the floor!!!)

And what about the asshole that call to your house and ask:
A. Where are you?
B. (Where else I could be ******???) I just bought 500 miles of phone cable and I am in Costa Rica right now.

A. Do you live in your house?
B. Noooo... I live in the garden

Yo te escribir茅 en espanol, porque con el alem谩n se me ha hecho un enredo, ahora he empezado a escribir el principio de la frase en ingles y termino en alem谩n, ya salio el ingles de mi cabeza....

>La m谩s com煤n e idiota pregunta es esta Qu茅 haces aqu铆? y estas otras
A. Somebody steal me!
B. Who?

A. I lost my wallet?
B. Where?

super tontas! y las he oido tanto...
La 煤ltima ambi茅n, me han llamado y me preguntan: qui茅n habla? O _ o es a mi quien han llamsado, no d deberia yo saber quien me llama? y esa persona saber a qui茅n opor lo menos el numero de que casa marc贸!?

ha! there okay, i liked the one where the person wan5ted to know the color of their blood. that was funny. pretty good.

SOME ARE CUTE OTHERS ARE PLAIN STUPID AND WHO COMES UP WITH THE DUMB ****?

Hehehehe

Or what about those questions that the place say the answer, i.e. restaurants, cinemas, stadiums..
A. What are u doing here???
B. (look idiot, I come to sweep, the floor!!!)

that's the funniest ...

umm... well i guess they're ok.... suppose....

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