Let the groaning begin?

I went into a pet shop, and asked "can I buy a goldfish?" The man in the shop said "do you want an aquarium?" I said, I don't care what star sign it is!"
I met a man today who told me that he invented the crossword puzzle. I can't remember his name, but it was P something T something R!
I telephoned the local ramblers club today, and the person that answered the phone just went on and on and on and on!
I told my wife that there was a job going at the local bowling alley. "Tenpin?" she asked. "No" I replied, "I think it's full time."
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said "nearest the bull goes first". He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" .... He said "you're the closest!"
I rang the local gym, and asked whether they could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" they asked ...... "Well I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays"
And finally ...

I asked the railway booking clerk for a train ticket to Paris. "Eurostar?" he asked ......"Well, I've been on tv, but I'm no Frank Sinatra!"

I liked the last one the best. Those are pretty good though. star for you. I love it when people put clean jokes that I can tell my little cousin.

Groan indeed!! Passed 2 mins though............

lol all of those were pretty good actually

loved them!! 20 stars!!

wonderful! You started my day with a laugh! Thanks.

ha ha ha ha ha ha thanks

not bad those.

GROAN

but have a star lol

Bit of a mixture but lots of smiles. Your working hard today so the starlight express visits you again!!

You're right, groan big time!

lmao

suck

I liked these jokes well done!

LOL, very funny!!

funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

lol