China White Satisfaction?

This is a little embarassing but I have to know. Guys spend longer on the loo for number twos than girls - it's a common unspoken rule. Without the use of dirty self-pleasure puns, could someone explain why? Sometimes I find as a male, that the answers to small day-to-day problems suddenly appear when I'm just giving Nature a call on the porcelain telephone. There seems to be some sort of relief that we guys have in the act of defaecation that ladies do not. Is it a prostate thing? If this question offends, let me know rather than report it please.

Your answer is in your question. Guys use the time to think, reflect and problem solve. Men can multi task too.

Sitting on the loo is the only peace and quiet I get. Me and a Viz bumper book, that's happiness ;-)

I'm offended.. but anyway, maybe it's because men are bullsh*ters! lol

Oh my...men vs women? Or different styles?

I can only speak from my personal vantage and experience (but of course I speak FOR millions of men throughout the world!) and what I say is The Truth.

Enough of that...

I am a reader. Compulsive, if you will...I'll read "Reg. US Pat. Off" on a cereal box if I have nothing else to read. When I was single I read a book a day, on average, and I read where I wanted, when I wanted, for as long as I wanted.

Now about the best place to read is on the john, all right? I have books, magazines, crossword books in there.

Now that I live with my woman, there seems to be a constant need to talk about things that interest one or both of us, about planning and places to go, sometimes about nothing at all. It gets in the way of my reading. So I hole up in the loo and do my reading there.

She doesn't seem to understand, and wonders how I can stand the discomfort of sitting for so long on the toilet seat.

Thanks for asking.... -- Dr. Bob

Since I'm not royalty, it's the only throne that I'll get to sit on. So I make the most of it.

Hoping to break your generalization. I don't believe it to be related to prostate stimulation. I think it's easier to apply an assumption based on social acceptance. In a lot of cases i have observed males to be very more open about their bowel movements then females, even when i have come across females who do share their bathroom experience, they deny certain things and or try to cover it up with some sort of exadurated humor.
In my account i tend to spend quite a bit of time in the bathroom, it's a time that needs a certain degree of mind relaxation, this would provoke individuals to maybe think more clearly (especially since there is no real distraction besides you know), and maybe take on a peaceful action such as reading.

I have come across people that would rather run in and run out, i find those to be somewhat blessed. Not me, i need peace, quite and time.

wow, i hardly spend any time on the toilet. Im off and on in 5 seconds.