Heard this ....... ?

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
Satan by Deddi Shy
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

ha ha ha...very funny.

One from me on this....

How to save a drowning lawyer?

Simple remove your leg from his head!

Hehehe. Every good lawyer joke deserves ...one star

Are engineers like this today?

its a matter of debate
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Ha ha!!

ya i have heard it before, but heres one from me but its not a joke
*No:of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS *:

They are
** **B* Bee *
** **C* Sea*
** **G** * Zee*
** ** I* Eye *
** ** Q* Queue*
** ** R* Are *
** ** S* Yes *
** **T* Tea* **
** ** U* You *
** ** Y* Why

good

hahahahaha

Heh, so no one like a lawyers.