Its just not right or is it???

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a ********?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?

Crib death.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat.

What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead.

Ya..those were pretty good. Don't expect them to last long though. They will be deleted and reported fairly soon.

Kinda obsessed with death aren't u my little crusader.

lol that gave me a short laugh but no thats horrible. lol where did u get this stuff from?? haha

No it's not right at all - very wrong in fact! :o(

I've been traumatized! XP

They are a bit sick, Got any that r funny?

lmao

Just my sort of humour - I'm a sick puppy too!

So why bother to annoy us with it? Get a life!

i will pray for your salvation,u obviously need it..i hear your cry for help..expect god to work in your life,miracles can happen..Paula x

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