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Santa: People consider me as "God"
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh God ! U鈥檝e come again...
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Santa visited Mysore Palace. The tourist guide said,"Sir, please don鈥檛 sit there. That is Tipu Sultan鈥檚 chair".Santa: Don鈥檛 worry. I鈥檒l get up when he comes
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Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected teachers harassing students."
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."Santa- Telephone's ringing. Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I? I don't know who is calling".
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Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta : 'Yes, I have'
Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'

thnx for wasting your time reading them.....!

n always remember........... keep smiling because 'kal ho naa ho'!

Every evening i come 2 dis section and first of all i read ur jokes 4 a gud start and u said wasted ur time thats a bullshit. keep it up last one was the best

SRK fan eh? lol always luvvved santa banta

i like the first and last one
=)

:)

Funny!

lol.

funny!

keep smiling:-)

>,.,< funtastic!!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh-my-gosh! They are so freakin鈥?funny! Not at all a waste of time Sweetie! I really LMAO! Of course a star for you!!!

they r good and the last one was nice

santa n banta,,as usual at their best,,nice ones,,liked them

u r a fan of SRK????????? well if so then we could be friends bcoz i too LOVE him

well ur jokes were toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooood .i loved them but they were not a waste dear.i am now a fan of urs too.i will now always read them bcoz after reading ur jokes mujhe" KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
good one's!?<!!!

hilarious. really funny.
LOL
bye

i luved the maths and the dead sea one!!
simply brillaint!
typical u,rough!!!
a star for u!!!!

Santa n Banta jokes r as usual superrrrr醿?/div>

  • 1 week ago

ha ha ha...santa banta jokes are always funny....star for you!!!

good
i hav only non veg jokes
i dont want 2 b banned

I HAVE BECOME UR FAN gr8 yaar...its was really marvellous...THERE'S THE STAR FOR U...keep posting such jokes...

Cheers....very good ones..keep posting

Prince

hehehe lol

Thanks for this funny & lovely jokes. They made me laugh even though iam having bad mood

All the jokes are very good.Keep it up.I thought that you are a very rough person and I didnt know that you have sense of humour inside you.

Good enough jokes. One correction. Mysore palace is not Tipu's. It is built by Wadiyar kings in collaboration with Britishers just around 150 yrs ago. But people think it is by Tipu and have so much patriotism around it.

I will try to smile always-Star

Funny joke.

In this Buzy World keep Making Us Laugh Atleast This Way....
bcoz I Like to B Happy Always....

I really enoyed all your jokes. Thanks for entertaining & making me laugh. Hahahehehehahhehe.

good one.
thanx , i really needed a smile since long

Ace well worth a star,,,

very funny thanks

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