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Have you ever stayed on hold for 12 mins. just to tell the mgr of a lumber supplier that ???


he's lost a $22,000.00 order solely because he hires morons to answer his telephones?

Man... a pissed of Southern white boy can really work up a head of steam in that amount of time.

You sound angry Bob. I can't imagine Bob Newhart getting that angry. I'm beginning to have my doubts about you again Bob. Perhaps Ying and Pong had another brother, also living in seclusion after sex with Nasty. Shall I guess...Yong? Hong? I'd better watch it. I may not be politically correct enough for Yahoo. Guess I need to report myself yet again.

Lol :) yeah kinda... it was cheaper though...

wow....I'd fire the morons that ran my phone line if I were that manager

You're cute when you're so angry you can't even type.

Nope. But I recently stayed on hold with my dope dealer for almost the same length of time, on and off throughout the day, maybe longer, and told HIM what I thought of him and his bulls*t. Not the same effect however. Now I'm in big trouble and I'm still without the product I spoke to him about in the first place. You know, there's a very good reason they call it "dope."

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Beep!
"Hello?!? Yes, Bob...what can I do for you?"
"Well, Pocket...I need you to answer my question about phone etiquette and lumber managers..."
"Oh! Okay...but in order to answer this question...
...I'm gonna need to put you on "Hold" for a second..."
"Oh...kay...?!?"
...so right now you're hearing Tito Puente music for 15 long eternal minutes...dee da da dee dee dee dada dee tee dee dada dee da da da tee tee dada dee dee..."please hold until we can get you the next available answerer..." dee da da tee tee da da da dee dee...
"Okay! I'm back! What was your question again, Bob?"
"I said I need to know if you ever..."
"One moment, Bob...I'll need to put you on hold again for just a sec...oh...kay?!?"

(more Tito music for about 10 more minutes, and then...)

Click! (the line goes dead as I accidently hang up on you...)

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