Is this how most mothers bake brownies ?

Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.

Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.

Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."

Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.

Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.

Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe the cat.

Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.

Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.

Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.

Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.

Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.

Let cat out of the refrigerator.

Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.

Bake 25 minutes.

Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

Frosting

Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1/4 cup margarine

Take the darn teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away, far away.

Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Jr in playpen.

Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.

Answer door and apologize to neighbour for Billy having stuck a garden hose into the man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.
Tie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burned brownies from oven.

Excellent!!! xD
ROFL!!!

Here's a star! *

ha ha..i love this one.

yes it is , if your alone at the house with the youngins

wow!!


lol...very funny

did that really happen to you?

Hahaha! Lol, so funny!

LOL, excellent.Star awarded.
I must say jake that when mine were little I never used to bake for that reason only.

wghao after all that, the brownies re burned

true true

sounds about right!! lol

ROFL!!!!!!! So very true. Loved this one. Really funny. Sounds like my kind of day. LOL !!!!

Sounds familiar! lol

sounds like a day at my house. where do you come up with these!!!!!!! very funny.

lmao quit stalking me Jake I've told u now! U know too much now might have to kill u...

Oh, yes - I remember those days!

Sounds like Billy and Dennis the menace have a lot in common.

Are you Mr. Mom or what,Jake? Just how do you know these things?! This reminds me SO much of when I "attempted" to bake Christmas cookies one year when my kids were much younger. Luckily for me though, it was the Pastor down the street who,by the Grace of God~(not the name of the church)~found my one-and-a-half year old Kyle toddling naked down the center line of the street, and brought him home to me. His 4 yr. old brother had left the front door wide open when he went next door to play with his friend. Kyle was going through that phase where they won't keep any clothes on (actually,I don't know if this is common, but both mine went through this.)
What I didn't know until Animal Control showed up at my door was that "Kiko", our Siberian Husky and family guard-dog, had escaped also through the open door and had terrorized the mailman, who then sprayed Kiko down with some fluorescent- orange mace that we never were able to get completely out of his pure white coat, and I was given a citation anf forced to pick up all my mail in person at the post office from then on. Needless to say, there were no home-made Christmas cookies that year, or any other year for that matter. It's a WalMart hard candy Christmas for us.

superb recipe - should try it - labour of love huh!

They're 14 and 16, and that's still how I do it! LOL!!
-Mel

Haha very funny =P

lol, sounds like it from what i've been told