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How do you know you're living in 2008?


1. You accidently type your PIN code on the microwave.
2. You haven't played pasians with real cards for years.
3. You have 15 different telephone numbers for a 3 person household.
4. You send an e-mail to the person sitting right next to you.
5. You make excuses that, you don't keep contact with old friends because you haven't got their e-mail adress.
6. You answer the phone with your "office voice" even at home.
7. You type 0 first to reach the "outside" line even at home.
8. You have been working at the same desk for 4 years, but you have been working for 3 different companies.
10. You're boss would be unable to do your work.
11. You ring your family if anybodys home while you're parking in the garage.
12. At the end of every TV ad, there's an internet adress.
13. If you accidently leave your home without your cell (What you didn't even know about 10-40 years ago) you panic and head back home.

14. The first thing you do in the morning, is to turn your computer on, before you fetch your coffee from the kitchen.
15. You lean your head when you're smiling.
16. You smile and nod with your head while you're reading this.
17. Worse, you exactly know who are you going to send this.
18. You're too busy to notice that the 9th point is missing from the list.
19. You scrolled back and noticed that the 9th point is indeed missing.
20. ...and now you're laughing at yourself.

When my medicines and vitamins started to taste different and causing a lot of side effects.

I just look at the calendar...hehe

to much man , take me back to the 80s!

i guess i'm still living in the 90s where its all hard work n a gd night sleep

I do nearly every single one of those every day lolz!

How sad is that!

How sad, cause number 5 is deffo me!

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