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Teacher joke. May be not suitable for under 17?


OK a teacher in math asked he student if 4 birds was sitting on a telephone pole and this man came up and shot a bird how many are left.. Little Billy in the back was rasing his hand and the teacher said yes Billy none teacher.. the Teacher said no Billy theri are 3 birds left... Billy said your wrong teacher the sound of the shot would of scared the birds away. then the teacher said i like the way your thinking but that is not the answer It is 3 . Then Billy asked the teacher if he could ask a question? the teacher said go for it.. Billy asked which woman is married that is coming out of the ice cream shop?

1. The one with the bowl and spoon
2. The one with the cone and licking and side of the cone
3. the one with the cone with her sucking on the ice cream

no it is the one with the wedding ring on.


lol it a common sense question

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

Is this finished? :l

Thankyou to Michael E :)

I think its hard.

you missed a bit! lol

id hope that it is the woman sucking on the cone . but being married id say its the one with the spoon

1. the one with the bowl and spoon

Yeah this is kinda weird.

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