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Contest: Is your office roomate more annoying than mine?


I have shared an office with a co-worker of mine for a year now and the guy is extemely annoying. Rather than get angry and rip his head off, I figured I'd start this "contest" to vent and maybe get a laugh out of other's situation. So, here's the details on my roomy:
1. Talks loud. Very. I mean, to the point where people from other rooms walk by to look in to make sure noone is arguing.
2. Sneezes loud enough to wake up a bear in hibernation. Often, too. What's more annoying is, he laughs everytime and looks over at me like he want's a reaction. I'm pretty sure he's forcing it to be that loud.
3. Fake & loud laughs that can easily last over 20 seconds per joke. 30+ secs when it's the bosses' joke.
4. Plays "pencil drums" very loud while listening to his walkman.
5. Has to be center of attention. If someone walks in the room to ask a work related question, he will quickly jump in and turn it into a failed comedy act (with many of the above mentioned fake laughs).

Few more:
6. Has his phone set to the highest possible ringtone and vibrate setting. He will let it ring several times so that everyone in the next room knows that people call him.
7. Huffs and puffs when he's upset about something. The comedy is he does it like he's trying to control his *rage* - this guy can't weigh more than 130 lbs at 6'... "Oh no, please don't lose your temper and break a pencil!"

i share a work area with four other offices:

office #1 - really annoying conversation about her $12000 horse named Carley who get's angry when bathed., complains that she cannot find her special medical office pen, watched crazy videos on her computer while slowing down the network, never answers her phone.

office # 2 - bookkeeper - very, very picky bookkeeper who isn't happy unless she's complaining about someONE, convienently nick-named "the timekeeper" b/c she always has to inform you how long it took you to do something or go somewhere.

office #3 - the loud talker, man you can hear her accross the entire floor! it's amazing that office #2 is able to complain about this without office # 3 knowing since our offices are so close office #3 walks entirely too fast through the office, always says "and/or" in any statement made, and is always wiping the cracks of her mouth.

office #4 the boss, never arrives to work before 10am, circles the floor in his office while on his cell phone viturally all day, clueless as to what people acutally do, screams your name really loud and very fast instead of using the friggin phone., breath smells like shyt-coffee (we've nick-named him "shacoffee") this one could go on and on so i'll stop there.

No, I hope I won't have to deal with someone like that!!


You did make my day though! LOLZ!

My mom has told me about someone she works with. He is apparently very annoying and doesn't get work done, but I don't have many details about that. The details I get are about the nastiest things you could imagine. When he talks to someone, whether in a meeting or face to face, he pops his pimples. And that's not it - he eats it. Yes, he is pretty much eating his own face. He has also been known to pick his nose and eat it. And he has a family. A wife and two daughters, I think one of them the same age as me (15). If my dad acted like that at home, I would at the least stop him. Ugh it makes me gag just thinking about it.

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