Ha! The humors of pregnancy?

Doesn't pregnancy make you feel so classy?? :) I am 9 weeks 2 days and just started having the nastiest gas! I can't seem to help myself. Hahaha...I have one of those air fresheners at my office at work with the reeds, and I have to keep on turning the reeds around throughout the day to cover up the smell! Pregnancy has made me laugh, cry, gag....but it's all worth it for the end result! Anyone else want to share their funny and embarrasing stories, just for a laugh?

I'm praying for all of you pregnant moms out there! I have my second appointment a week from Monday, so please say a little prayer for my baby and that everything will still look okay!

oh my oh my thanks for the laugh.....atleast you have the thought to have airfreshner......so i have said a little prayer for your baby but im sure you know in your heart that your baby is beautiful perfect and fine....

So i am no longer pregnant...mummy to an almost 3yo but just thought i would let you know from about 5 mths i had to burp all the time and they were like huge bellowing man ones....sadly i still seem to burp more now then before i had my lil one.....so hopefully for you you dont keep your gas going forever

ohh ok and i just remember somehing really really embarassing that had happened to me.....when i was about 4 mths i started having these waves of really heavy pain that was in my lower stomach and back....every 5 mins i'd get this pain...then it went to every 2 mins and more painful....so i start freaking out and call my hospital for advice thinking im going into premature labour...all of a sudden while on the phone lying in pain on the floor i realise it isnt labour pains......quickly i crawl along the floor to the loo to realise i had been constipated and i point out the word HAD......

ahh pregnancy is a grand time isnt it where your body beomes just as irregular as your emotions....hehehe

sorry if this grossed anyone out

haha thats funny

hahaha!

i have this book "The girlfriend's guide to pregnancy."

memorable line: The gods of pregnancy are fair. if you don't have morning sickness, you will have uncontrollable gas."

My prayers and thoughts are with you and your baby! Yes, pregnancy is funny & wonderful! I had gas problems too, and doesn't it amaze you how often you need to pee? I think the toilet was my best friend when I was pregnant, LOL.

Anyway, God Bless you and your baby! :)

Haha. Morning sickness is also such a lovely thing. When I had it my husband could hear me while I was upstairs and he was down here. I've also had horrible belching! Sometimes completely unexpected. Oh well. I just look at him, shrug, and tell him I'm a classy lady. :)

Good luck with your next appointment, I'm sure everything will be just fine.

well i was very emotional. i sat on the remote for the t.v and accidentally turned the channel and started crying. My boyfriend was like relax it was just a commercial. Another time i snapped and ate a whole bag of chips and drank a can of pop and called my in the middle of the night hysterical like i committed a crime or something.

There was a pregnant lady who went to her dentist and said.
I don't know which is worse, having a baby, or getting my
teeth pulled.
The Dentist, then said. Make up your mind, so I know how to
"adjust the chair." <}:-})

Oh you are going to have so much fun. I am 38 weeks pregnant and have loved EVERY minute of it! Don't let people say things like 'oh, when I was pregnant, it was so aweful, blah blah blah' EVERY PREGNANCY is DIFFERENT. I didn't have morning sickness, I didn't really have gas, I'm not THAT big (I can still see my feet!), I wasn't kicked to death in the ribs, and I haven't had any braxton hicks contractions, and I have very few stretch marks (Start using Palmers Tummy Butter NOW) I will pray your pregnancy goes just as smoothly!! The only thing that's kinda been a pain is only being able to sleep on my sides and having to get up and pee at night. Anyway, since I've been pregnant everything seems to be funny to me, even the silly-est things, my husband says pregnancy has 'ruined my since of humor' because I laugh at the smallest things. Anyway, good luck and take care of yourself and your little one, I'll pray that he or she is healthy and strong! That's the most important thing!! :D

oh my i can so relate...me and my husband were in the car taking my cat to the vet and on the way back i let a little toot go (fart) and he was like "that damn cat reaks" he was swaying his hand and rolling down the window and i looked at him and said "um hunnie that was me" haha