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If you hold your farts in.. what are the consequences? |
i just farted at work in an office i share with 2 other ladies, they are cool so they don't really care, but one gave me a sh*t(as a joke) she's my cousin... anyways, what can happen to your body if you don't let those stink bombs out? okay i have absolutly no problem farting..anywhere except maybe church, which i hardly ever go anyway. but i heard that if you hold farts that i air bubble can travel up to your heart and kill you!! urban legend?? if you hold them you will have gas problem and more stincky bombs lol...yes it does cause an air bubble that will cause serious problems with your digestive system.if the bubble stays for long then you will seldom get hungery and lose weight.its natural thing enjoy farting. TEE HEE HEE... sorry. Ok seriously.. if you have to let them out go to the ladies room. If you hold them in you may have an explosive one! They will build up to you letting out a room clearer. Seriously, nobody will be cool with that. Let them go freely, never store them up. u spontaniously combust! Bloating, constipation, drowsiness. Let 'em rip; its a natural thing. The reprecussions are immense! A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd. Get real! There is no proven way of not farting. It is a gas buildup in the intestines. Pressure builds and has to go somewhere. Only one way out for it. |
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