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To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality in the work and productivity from our employees, it will now be our policy to regularly train everyone through our longstanding program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than other offices. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.

As you know, our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take S.H.I.T. will be placed in the DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to attend the supplemental program, EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since your supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T. anymore. Obviously, they are full of S.H.I.T. already.

hahahahaa absolutely brilliant dagger!!!

Where do you get them from????

L.M.F.T.O.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.

lol

Hahahahahahahaaaa, i was trying to think of a S.H.I.T answer to a S.H.I.T joke, but couldn't think of one for laughing hahahaha pmsl.

That was REALLY good! you get a star!!!

C.R.A.P.
Couldn't resist answering personally.
nice one dagger heaps of stars for this one.

Witty!

seems like the company wants to increase productivity

wouldn't want to work there

keep making me laugh.... post

lmao ...10/10 ... a star for hun hun

its star time

HAHAHA, good one! :(D

I've already had most of that training, I wonder if they have integrated this program with the ACCELERATED PROGRAMMED EMPLOYEE (A.P.E.) Program?

This was the best one of your's I've read

You got a new Fan Dagger!

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