I love to share my farts in public. Is that wrong?

Especially when I am near my boss. If I have to fart real bad, i'll walk in his office acting like I need something, go next to his desk and let one nasty fart out real silent, then leave. On the bus or in the movies is a great place for a response too. I make sure I drink fruit and other things so I fart all the time. i think its the funniest thing to share your farts with other members of the public who blatantly do not want you to share them. If anyone makes a comment, I say to them, "Its for you", then i wave it from my butt to their face. I laugh, they get upset. Its not that I won't grow up. I'm just a sharing kind of guy. Whats wrong with that?

My oh my, this is wrong....in sooo many ways.

I can only hope you don't meet up with the guy that like to share his karate training with you. Or maybe the guy that likes to share his boxing skills, or even the guy what wants to share his sexual advances.

And why am I so totally sure that you complain bitterly about a million things that other thoughtlessly do to you???

Because you're just that kinda guy.

lol

They probably just don't like the smell. To most people, other people's farts usually don't smell very nice. So, in essence, it's kind of like sharing your garbage with them.

By the way, what do you mean by "I'll walk into his office?" I thought you were in a wheelchair.

tis better to give than to receive, thats what my mama always says.

It's all fun and games until you crap your pants.

you are sick and twisted

My 7th grade science teacher use to fart in class...we'd all giggle and one day she said, "Wherever you may be let your wind go free"

Sooo

Dr. Oz said on Oprah we fart a liter a day at least.

I think you have comedian in you more than gas...so it's funny to me you do that. I prob would smack you if you were my friend and did it to me.. let's see this action you claim on utube ...and their reactions...you might have the next hit show..idk

but ever been on a field trip with a bunch of kids...they can really stink up a room! yikes

is that really all you have to share? not sure if i should've asked that one...

ooops and being a skydiver we really stink up a plane right before a jump::: all jumpers stink up the plane it's just part of the game :)

Only if others can't hear it. Never, never let a silent one go out wasted.

We all have to pass gas at times but to make it a game just for fun is rude.Especially doing it to a boss.You could lose a job over that.That could take some of the hot air out of your fun.

My husband likes to share his also especially when we're out shopping.

Do you like smelling other peoples bad breath???

thats just wrong but funny