Prank on the women?

I like to play a prank on the women at work. When I have to go the bathroom you know #2, I will hold it for a day and then sneak into the ladies room which has only one stall and leter rip. Then I garnish it with a bed of toilet paper and thoroughly clog the toilet, of course it takes a full day or 2 for the plumber to show up. Office management rules do not allow opposite sexes to share a bathroom, evidently women are threatened by urinals. But all is not lost, our building is under construction and there are a couple of porta potties outside so it is not all bad. My question is should I use the stairs or the elevator to get to the girls room?

the elevator of course so you can drop a few pre-dump fart bombs in there for everyone else to enjoy :)

You can't be serious?

thats just wrong lol

LMAO...the stairs

Well with your maturity level I'm suprized your old enough to hold down a job.. by all means use the stairs

i cant believe u are so sick.
use the stairs
get a life

why do you want to prank on women?

You sad little boy. When you finally manage to have your first date you won't need to do this any more.

And exactly what kind of sick pleasure do you get from this?

whichever gets you there faster, brother. you wouldn't want to let that go to waste in your pants.

You are sick !

Have you considered Professional Help ?

Whichever one leads to the chics' bathrooms!!

That is not just a fun prank, that is sick. You need counseling.

you should use the stairs so then they can not hear u get to the floor with the toilets on it....u should also drop a number 1 on the stairs so that they stick to the floor whenever they walk on it

You are sick.

well.. since you have been holding it for that long. I would take the elevator..... Would hate for you to waste some of it in your pants...

Also I would add a huge layer of toilet paper before you do the duty... Would hate for some of that to go down in the initial flushing while it is clog-gin....

Even funnier would be if you took some food coloring with, to give it a little color....and I would throw in a tampon with red food coloring... this way they will assume it was the women....

hell---o since your going through all the trouble of holding it in, you might as well add some corn and peanuts......

I hope the women enjoy the port a pots.... hell you could always pay one of the construction guys to rock the porta pot back and forth while the women use the it.. but then hell you would not have to pay a man to do that. he would do it for free....

make sure you have one of they guys hold a tape recorder to to get the women screaming, help help help...... then play it at the office Christmas party...

hey... I am sooooooooooooooooo SORRY. this is your story and your idea. I am sorry for butting in and suggestion what else you do...
Good luck with the surprise in the toilet...

Maybe... one day... some one will leave you a bloody rag on top of the urinal for your enjoyment. lol
(Hoping I just gave some one out there an idea)!

Use the stairs... that increases the chances you will crap in your pants on the way.

Poor lady!!! How funny!!! Use the stairs!!!

If you call that a prank your as fowl as whats coming out of your a**. Use the elevator, I'll cut the cable.

Isn't it just easier to buy some sanitary napkins and flush? I mean you hold your crap a full day? You then have to squat and go through all that trouble?

the men's room. by the way, you DO realize it's not healthy to hold in your bowel movements or your urine, right? it cna cause an infection. that stuff is POISONOUS. that's why it has to come out! if you keep it up, you may end up with something semiserious, like kidney problems or colon problems.

You rock dude...

Mayb you should "break"/dismantle the door locks on the porta potties... Make it even more uncomfy for them..

Also use the elevator, and do a #1 in there, so that way they have to use the stairs to get to the porta potties...