Worst Job Experience.. was it this bad?

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. (Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.)

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: ....

We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few
seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the
damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water
machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However,

nope had a few bad days at work but this guy is king of bad days at work. I hope she is getting him some wealth from the publicity. Cause if I was him and found out it had been put out in to the public, with out money at least to soften the redface and butt. her butt would be swollen for two days!

I can defintely relate to the hinny pucker! lol Report It

oh and by the way after looking at the other answers, this is terribly funny honey. I don't know why we couldn't show it better except for the hehehee guy. maybe we were in shock. Report It

That was hilarious Report It

And I just had a bad day....

I try to keep in mind that it always could be worse.

ok... this is sad....

geez, that really sucks! Hope you are feeling better now!

Sadly, I have had worse days than that. I work as an ER nurse and a Paramedic. On my bad days, somebody dies, even little kids, so if you put it into perspective, the jelly fish ordeal was not the worst thing that could have happend to you. Does not sound like much fun though!

oh wow- thats terribly funny.......but ive been called unnecessarily cruel...... ill remember this the next time i feel like calling in sick :)

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