Jellyfish bad day..A bit long, but really funny?

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have abad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver
for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on
offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She
then sent it to radio station, 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana,
who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I
had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at
work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you

realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me,

I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a
suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite
cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel...

powered
industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water

out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down

to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now, this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several
times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.
This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a
Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started
to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn I pulled the hose out from
my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

You were right - it is long, but worth the read! Poor guy! I can only hope he had a sweet, caring wife to doctor the affected area until it healed!

My co-worker is looking at me strange - I'm still giggling!!!

Merry Christmas!

thats funny!!!!

Oh my god....that sounds really bad...and really painfull but oh so funny.

OMG that is freaking hysterical... I am so glad the boss is out of the office... I would get written up for sure... just gotta keep telling myself I love my job, I love my job...

Now, that's weird! hahahahaha. Sorry, nothing to laugh about, right? gigglegigglegiggle.

FUNNY! Loved it!

That's friggin' HILARIOUS!!! I won't complain about my job anymore, unless I get something like a jellyfish stuck in my a**crack. HAHA!!!

Ha ha ha ha wow....! That would suck so bad!!! Good one

LOL. LOL.

Some jellyfish in South Louisiana are what we call Hot! Once it touches your skin, the burning pain goes on and on and on........