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This is a very funny joke I received some time ago from a friend. I believe it鈥檚 worth sharing鈥?hope it will make your weekend a much better one. Enjoy鈥?make sure you read till the end.

One politician, one thief and an INTEL Manager died. They went straight to hell. Don鈥檛 ask me why hell, but not heaven.

The politician said 鈥淚 miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.鈥?She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked 鈥淲ell, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?鈥?

The devil said 鈥淔ive million dollars鈥?

The politician wrote him a check immediately and went to sit back on her chair.

The thief saw all these and was so jealous, he started screaming, 鈥淢y turn! I want to call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!鈥?br>
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked 鈥淲ell, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call? Make sure it鈥檚 cheap enough.鈥?br>
The devil said 鈥淭en million dollars鈥?

He smashed his forehead. But he still made a check and went to sit back on his chair.

The INTEL Manager was even more jealous and started screaming, 鈥淚 want to call my office friends and managers too.鈥?br>
He called other INTEL employees and he talked for twenty hours about cost cutting measures, stock gains, market segments, improvising, automation,鈥?he talked and talked and talked. Finally, when he鈥檚 done he asked 鈥淲ell, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?鈥?br>
The devil answered 鈥淭wenty dollars鈥?

The INTEL Manager was stunned and asked for confirmation, 鈥淭wenty dollars? Only??鈥?

Devil said鈥?br>
鈥?br> 鈥?br> 鈥?br> 鈥?br>
Calling from Hell to INTEL is a local call!

hehehe... i'm using intel cpu hahaha...

:o) Good Morning Malaysia

Haha.. I should call hell using intel.

LOL!

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