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Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

10/10 that was awesome.

Very nice! 7/10.

lol where did u come up with that those are funny. :)

really funny.10/10

They were brilliant, gonna keep me chuckling all day now!! Cheers mate, 10/10!

Good ones 10/10 I have never heard these, good clean ones are nice for a change don't see to many of them!!!

I just got married myself and the first one made me LOL soo hard.Thanks I will make sure to tell my hubby that one

haha lol they're awesome!!

awesome,kambade

LMAO
Bubbles just soiled himself

funny,funny,funny.........lol!

That so true and cute.

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