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Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. Male: Food, sex and beer.

Thingy (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n. Female: A woman who makes love to other women. Male:A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n. Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing ball without a cup.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a week

Butt (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." Male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

Making love (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Njan parayoollya, anubhavichariyanam

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

Man Romance poam
Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

nyahhahahahhaha...mas7'ara.....fazee3a

different but cool

LOL! Hilarious! The male definitions are nice. ;-)

And I love the "thingy" definition from females.

I enjoyed them. Thanks.

hehehehe I like it :)

Ya Sha2ia ya Farah, some of them are wicked lol.

Very funny thks sweetie.

A2olohom eh fy el balad lama ye3rafo eny areet el question dah ?

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