Can we set up a grass roots effort to elect ME as President of the United States?

I will bring our troops home from Iraq.
I will make sure everyone pays their fair share of income tax.

But most importantly, I'd REALLY like to fly around the country and impress all my ex-girlfriends with the fact that I'm in charge of Air Force One.

You wouldn't mind getting rid of Bush, Cheney, et al, and letting me have the office for just a few months before the 08 election, would you?

All that in a few months?

I think the population of the US would have to undergo psychotherapy. What would happen if we had a president who actually did something? Let alone do the right thing!

If you could make me Secretary of State.

if you get to impress all your ex girlfriends... then will you also torture and maim all my ex boyfriends... if you work that into your platform, then and only then will you get my vote.

i am at your service ,sir.

um, nope

Maybe you can hire the Ron Paul freaks to post crap for you all over the answers site.

OK. Tell us how to get started.

i wanna be drug czar

i want to be vice pres

and dont worry about moveing your stuff into the oval office cause you wont be in office long enough to need it
long live the president

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