Joke: Salesmen?

My dad told me this when I was little thought I'd share it with all of you! =0)

A man named Dale gets a job selling toothbrushes and the first month goes great for all the employees...except him. They sold 800-1000 each and he sold 10. The boss brought him into his office and told him he needed to get his numbers up.

The next month went better for him..but he still only sold 68 toothbrushes while everyone else was selling 1000. The boss yet again told him he'd need to get his number up or else he would be fired next month.

The NEXT month everyone sold 1000 toothbrush on average and Dale sold 29,876 toothbrushes. Everyone was SO excited for him. He recieved awards for the highest sales at work and a promotion. Everyone asked him how he did it and he told them all he was "not telling."

His fellow employees decided to take him out that night in honor of his promotion and award and got him good and drunk and asked him again...DALE! How did you do it?

A drunk Dale picked his head up off the bar and said, "OK, I'll tell you. I went to the airport 2 weeks ago and set up a table...I set out some beans and dip and a sign that said "FREE SAMPLES!" and when people came up they'd ask..'hey is this free?' and I'd be like YEAH!!! Try some! and they'd take a chip and dip it and pop it into their mouths and say 'EW! GOD! This taste like ****!' and I said "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"

=0) hope I made you smile! If you didn't like it...don't post a comment..I hate negativity. THANKS!

Hahahahahahha! I love this joke!

Haha thanks for sharing =]

LoL! That's sick and funny all at the same time!

hahaha.....that Dale is a clever guy...

Hehe..that was pretty good!

that was funny,that dale was smart

good one, creativity does it all

thats GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

lmao

hahahaha

That's terrible! And funny LOL (but sick, ew lol)

ROFLMAO!