Your most embarassing childhood moment?

I'd love to hear your most embarassing childhood moments.
To make it fair, I should share mine as well:

In the 5th grade I was walking up the stairs in line with my class, returning from recess. All of the kids behind me were laughing so hard they were crawling up the stairs. When we got back to class, the teacher called me back to the door & escorted me down to the office because I had somehow split my pants. It was humiliating! But oh so laughable now.

I walked into a flagpole and appologized to it in front of my crush

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i was going infront of the school 2 get a certificate and i farted

its all recorded here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ujFwp1Wh...

when i was 4 i hit my little brother and then went to school. when my mom came to pick me up from school that day she found out and spanked me really hard in front of all the kids and teachers lol.

my first Election

did i spell it right

I am unsure but my peer group derive much satisfaction from itemizing embarrassing thing I allegedly did. I'm have difficulty believing some of these things had any basis in reality.

one time i got caught having sex with my girlfreind on the teachers desk.

walking by the principals office in the morning on the way to class everyone in the school around this area also trying to get to class and here i am trying to look cool and instead of walking around a puddle i walk thru it and slip on my a** not only did i get all wet and look stupid but i hurt my knee and had to limp back to the nurses office to a standing ovation---face was beet red needless to say

I was in the 7th grade and I was in the cafeteria. My table was next to my crush's table and he happened to be in school that day. Anyway, I got up from the table to take my tray back after I was done eating lunch. My book bag was sitting next to me and I tripped on the strap. The tray went flying across the floor and everything on it. I got up as quick as I could and took the tray back and sat down. I looked at the guy and he had a straight face, he didn't look and he didn't even try to help me. I felt so embarrassed that from that day on I decided that I would bring my own lunch and if I remember correctly, I never brought back my book bag to school again.

My friend in 5th grade gave me and a girl some gum.

Turned out to be a laxitive.

When the girl missed school the next day from it I had to go tell the principal what happened and how it affected me.

In the 1st grade I fell and skint my knee. Everyone was laughing