Is this a good letter of recommendation?

Letter of Recommendation -

While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Xxxxxx should be
pushed to accept promotion, & a proposal to management be
sent away as soon as possible.

Branch Manager

A second note following the report:
Mr. X was present when I was writing the report mailed to you
today. Kindly read only the alternate lines 1, 3, 5, 7, 9,.......
for my true assessment of him.

Regards,
Branch Manager

Let's have fun, share some nice jokes.

Edit: @ Egyptian Princess: Lol, now that was funny. Thanks for sharing.

Come on people, let's have some fun, this forum needs it........

LOL!!!!.............Very good - Hope you all enjoy this one ?......................Tom Thumb,Cinderella&Quasimodo were all talking together,Tom said "I bet i'm the smallest person in the world" Cinderella said "I bet i'm the prettiest person in the world" & Quasimodo said "I bet i'm the ugliest person in the world" So Tom said "Lets visit the world records & then we will find out. First Tom came out " Yes i'm definitely the smallest" Then Cinderella came out "Yes i'm definitely the prettiest" Then Quasimodo came out "Who on earth is Mr. Xxxxxxxxx"?

good letter..but i didtn get the joke till i responded when the lines where in the right place

That's hilarious! I love it!
I'll have to pass that one on to some friends for a good laugh.

Very funny! Who exactly are you recommending?! You must really dislike them!

Short notes of recommendation (think about these...):

You'll be lucky to get xxx to work for you!

No one would be better (than xxx)!