If your horse isn't perfect....this Horse Chain Letter may help!?

Dear Horse Owners,

Are you experiencing too many second and third finishes behind inferior horses at horse shows? During a trail ride, does your horse forget everything he was bred to do? Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost any money. Simply send a copy to six other horse owners who are dissatisfied with the way that their horse is behaving. Also, bundle up your horse and send him/her to the horse owner at the top of list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you. In one week you should receive 16,436 horses, and at least one of them should be a keeper. Have faith in this. Do not break the chain. One owner broke the chain and got his own horse back.


...This is just a joke, but I enjoyed it and thought I'd pass it along.

...In order to make it a question, anyone have any CLEAN horse jokes they'd like to share?

A lady decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the lady begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the lady attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Thank Goodness for heros.



asker: sorry about the edit I pulled this joke from a copy of it I had on my comp and the sentence above it had nothing to do with your question or the joke! lol

talk to the hoof

That's a good one.
I sent it to all my horsey friends and relatives.
Thanks for the laugh. =]

Now that was good..Wish it worked..lol

Maybe that is what the Old guy in the UK did to get all those horses!! No--hope not :( anyway here's your joke--
A man walks up to a shetland pony and asks:
"do u have a sore throat?"
The pony replies:
"no i鈥檓 just a little horse"

From a tee-shirt I read: Two horses meet in a pasture. One says to the other, "Hi, my name is Dial. What's yours?" And the other horse says, "Mine's 'Whoa Dammit.'"

Sounds like my horse: When she hasn't been ridden in a while, she becomes really herd sour and almost impossible to ride. I have to shank her just to walk her to the barn to to tack her up. Come to think of it, that chain letter is sounding really good right now.

lmao, i like the one with the lady at wal-mart!lol