I work for a large firm, almost fortune 5, and wear tie and suit, but I walk on all fours.?

I work for a large law firm. Not quit fortune 5 yet, but rapidly climbing. All the partners, employees and I dress prof. at all times. Unfortunately, I work so much that I have no time for the gym, running, sports or anything else that keeps me in shape. I love my job, yet I love being active.
So I read this article about how walking on all fours like a gorilla is a fantastic way to build upper body strength and stamina, burn fat, and exercise the cardiovascular system. Basically, the concept is to walk around on your and and feet like a gorilla or chimpanzee. It sounded like a great idea so I tried it and saw quick results. Now I walk around on all fours everywhere I go and the results keep getting better. My chest, back and shoulders are huge now! I walk on all fours about 80 percent of the time, except when I have to reach for things in high places, but I try limit my time on my two hind legs. I think a some of the people at work are starting to talk about me and it's starting to bother me. I think they are under the impression that i'm on steroids or something because i'm becoming so strong and my gorilla grunts are so powerful now. Our office is on the 14th floor and I take the stairs instead of the elevator because it's healthier of course. Walking upstairs is actually quit fun and I feel pretty much like a regular human when I do it because my body is almost entirely in an upright, position. Walking downstairs was tricky at first and I must admit that I took a few tumbles, but each floor is only 10 stairs so I never fall too far and I recover quickly. My neighbor has a wonderful tree and doesn't mind me hanging out in it. Pretty much everyone at the supermarket knows me now, they love when I come in on the weekends. It's really the best thing that's ever happened to me. The only problems I've had thus far is at the supermarket because there was one incident where an older lady asked management to remove me (from publix) because she though picking apples in the produce section while walking around on all fours was dirty. Of, course, I didn't have to leave the store and the lady just pouted...lol. I haven't gotten sick once since starting this excercise endeavor 2.5 months ago. Actually, I had a little cold, but that was because everyone in my firm was sick and it only lasted 3 days. I've never been in better shape, except when I used to run track in high school...but that was 10 years ago...lol. So, have you ever tried this method of exercise? I thought it would be weird socially, but people love me at the club. Playing pool at the bar is somewhat difficult on all fours, but I figured out a little trick, I just lean my chest against the edge of the table with my chin planted on the side railing with one hand still planted on the floor and the other holding the end of the stick, then I simply slide the stick through the arch of my inner neck under my chin....it actually works somewhat well. I know gorillas probably walk on two feet a lot of the time, and I'm probably staying on all fours a little more than a gorilla would, but i'm trying to live this exercise to the fullest. Well, do you think it's strange? How so? Trust me, i've gotten my share of looks, laughs, gawks, and ridicules, so I know it's not the most sexy thing too do, but is it that wrong to live my life on all fours? I mean, I'm kinda getting used to it.

please only serious responses.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's helped you master time travel too. Just yesterday, you were only contemplating this exercise and now you've been doing it for months. I wish I could find an exercise program that would work retroactively.