Do you like my poetic malice?

Yahooligan Playhouse Presents
鈥︹€?.Sptfyr鈥檚 Inferno
鈥︹€?..by H.M. Shipp

The Players:
Evadne as鈥︹€︹€ary Bomar, Director, National Park Service
Neonman as鈥?..Van Zeck, Commissioner, Bureau of Public Debt
Frank as鈥︹€︹€?..St Jerome

As our story begins, we see our heroine in the office of the evil loan officer, Van Zeck. He has threatened to collateralize the Grand Canyon and Craters of the Moon National Preserve in order to buy fuel to fight with in Iraq.

Mary: But Sir, we鈥檙e already over there. Why don鈥檛 we crack the oil ourselves and make gasoline over there?

Van: Aren鈥檛 we doing that already?

St Jerome: (loud flatulence)

I am threatened, hopefully with hot air.

Wow, normally I'm cast as evil people, but apparently not today. I'm rather pleased, to tell you the truth, and flattered. And yes, we already are over there, and I'm tired of it. By the way, is the gun in my purse part of the script, or will improvisation make this tablueax better?

Please, sir, can I be in it?
Meanwhile,
back at the White House a tumbril and guillotine could be set up. I would be shown knitting as various heads tumble into baskets. Or has everyone lost their heads already?