These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.?

Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: 鈥淪pecialist in women and other diseases.鈥?
Sign in a Tokyo shop: 鈥淥ur nylons cost more than common, but you鈥檒l find they are best in the long run.鈥?br> Sign from a Japanese booklet about using a hotel air CONDITIONER: 鈥淐OOLERS AND HEATERS: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.鈥?br> Two signs from a Morrocan shop entrance: 鈥淓nglish well talking.鈥?鈥淗ere speeching American.鈥?br> Sign at a Budapest zoo: 鈥淧lease do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.鈥?br> Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: 鈥淎 lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.鈥?br> Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: 鈥淧lease do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn鈥檛 worth anything - gas is!鈥?br> Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: 鈥淥ur wines leave you nothing to hope for.鈥?
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in a Rome laundry: 鈥淟adies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: 鈥淔ur coats made for ladies from their own skin.鈥?
Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: 鈥淕uaranteed to work throughout its useful life.鈥?
Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: 鈥淪top: Drive Sideways.鈥?
Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: 鈥淪pecial today 鈥?no ice cream.鈥?
Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: 鈥淲e take your bags and send them in all directions.鈥?
Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: 鈥淚f this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.鈥?
Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: 鈥淟adies are requested not to have children in the bar.鈥?
Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: 鈥淔or your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.鈥?br> Sign at fast-food place: 鈥淧ARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!鈥?
Sign on a Norfolk farm: 鈥淭respassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.鈥?br> Sign seen in London department store: 鈥淏argain Basement Upstairs鈥?
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: 鈥淐losed for official opening.鈥?
Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: 鈥淧lease leave your values at the front desk.鈥?
Sign in a hotel in Athens: 鈥淰isitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.鈥?br> Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: 鈥淭he flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.鈥?br> Sign in a Japanese hotel: 鈥淵ou are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.鈥?
Sign in a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: 鈥淵ou are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! 鈥淭o touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.鈥?/div>

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LOL! Those are hilarious! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
鈥淰isitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.鈥?lol
鈥淗ere speeching American.鈥?br> 鈥淧lease do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn鈥檛 worth anything - gas is!鈥?br>
and i dont understand how people can say it is too long.... stupid lazy dumbells

yawn......keep them short and snappy and then we won't get bored. :(

That is terribly funny!! You made my day!

ROFL:)))))))))

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