Funny bad day stories...?

Okay, so here's mine:

I started my day by getting a speeding ticket (80 in a 65). Then, on my way to work, I stopped at the post office and locked my keys in the car... and had to walk to work. My purse and my wallet were in the car so I wasn't able to eat all day.

My fiance came to my rescue with the (ONLY) spare key I have to my car when I was off work. We got the car open and he followed me to the bank.

Once at the bank, the ATM ate my credit card because I took too long to grab it. The lady inside the bank told me they don't service that machine, and I had to cancel my card and get a new one.

As if that wasn't bad enough, my fiance followed me out of the bank and ran out of gas in the middle of the road! We had to leave his car in the middle of the road to go fill up the little gas container I keep in my trunk. It didn't latch right and we both stink of fuel...

So SOMEBODY... do you have a funny bad day story that might make mine seem like less of a drag? :)

Hahahahaha thanks guys! I feel much better after reading your stories... sad that I can only pick one! :(

I keep hearing a beeping sound.I thought it was my smoke detector,so I checked them all.I notice on one the light on my electric detector was out.I didn't know what to do as I am a widow and live alone.I called the fire department to come and check this beeping.3 firemen came with a big truck.They had a hard time to take down the detector and when they did the beeping still was going strong.My girlfriend spend the weekend at my house and the firemen said it sound like a cell phone .My friends cell's battery was low & in her purse.That was the beeping.If you thought your day was bad ,think how I felt.I wanted to hide.

I wish I could you give you a better answer. The best advice/answer if thank the goddesses the day is over! Make sure, you always have extra keys, bank cards, whatever put away for emergiencies such as your today. I send you a hug and hope today brings better days(((To Both of You))) maybe in a week's time, you will be able to laugh at what happened! Thanx for sharing!

Well today didn't turn out so bad but it did start that way. I don't think it'll match yours though. That was quite funny in a sympathetic way. :o)

First of all I slept in late. Then I was in the shower and I just brushed lightly against the wall and four tiles caved in! Afterwards I was telling my friend who rents with me and noticed that the sandwich toaster that I thought I had cleaned thoroughly had leaked a HUGE puddle of (now solidified) melted cheese onto the counter. While cleaning this up I lifted the kettle out of the way and promptly turned it on it's side, spilling (thankfully cool) water all over the place!

My friend just said "right I'm leaving you now" and went into his room for fear that I was about to accidentally kill him!

I went into my lecture and aside from my hair being all fuzzy from the shower nothing else occurred so I'm still alive.