驴New office policy?

Dress Code
-You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
-If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise in your salary and no bonus.
-If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
-If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days
-We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days
-Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Church Service Days
-Human Resources offices, will attend all services in all churches to mark register of hard work and concentration of all staff in churches

Bathroom Breaks
-Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the toilets.
-At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet door will open, and a picture will be taken.
-After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
-Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Bereavement Leave
-This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers.
-Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements.
-In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon or weekends.
-We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

I worked there for almost 25 years!

http://elektracity.miniville. fr/
http://elektracity.miniville.fr/

Boohoo.

what job is this for?

Is this Donald Trumps Office Policies?

lol

what if you come to work naked to poor to own clothes?
seen this a few yeas ago one for the bathroom is it ejects you after 3 min. if you going to die please give us advance notice so you can train someone else to do your job

What about a manditory 2 hours per day to browse Yahoo!Answers?

This must be a joke. You have to be kidding me. Who runs this joint?

If you employer does not trust you, then flub them.

Jeez, we only get 52 personal days/yr. Have to do work at home half days sat & sun :)

Also Boss said since he noticed I am able to wear same tie for approximately one year, my 2008 raise will be .025% :(or $1.01 per week).

If you're posting this from your office computer then you will be dismissed as well. Sorry.

well i will stay because i am the owner, but i like these office policy thany you for adding more help to my background

dont leave the job just stay and you will make it

all the best

Lol....my last job didn't want you to go to the bathroom unless it was break and sometimes you didn't even get a break! Going to the bathroom meant "lost productivity" and one girl I worked with was actually centred out for going to the bathroom.

Ah si si, yo no entendi nada de lo que dijiste mi amor! ja ja
Disculpa mi ignorancia...
Beso!

Hello friend, look in my view these new cops seem more soldiers recruited and without rights, terrible having to work under these rules.

GREETING.

O.o?

a carajo en ingles ...

it is berry good. i understand only a few, but i got the message XD...