Things you would love to say at work but cant..........?

* And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be . . ?

* Do I look like a people person?

* This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

* I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

* Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

* If I throw a stick, will you leave?

* You! Off my planet!

* Does your train of thought have a caboose?

* Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

* A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

* A PBS mind in an MTV world.

* Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

* Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

* Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

* See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

* Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

* Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

* I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

* Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

* Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

* Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

* Allow me to introduce my selves.

* Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.

* How do I set a laser printer to stun?

* I thought I wanted a career. It turns out that I just wanted
paychecks.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence

Gud Ones... specially the last one.. which is so true

heehee, snicker!

to my Boss,
"pick a window, you're leaving"

* Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
you can say that, especially wiht the boss around. automatic firing!

yeah, at one point i really liked my job. it was fun, and a challenge. i liked it for about 6 weeks, when everyone took advantage of the fact i was so willing. now, i just go for money... gosh, i hate it! my favorite thing to say latley has been humor the guy that signs your paycheck! cuz right now, thats all we do!

hahahahaha

i love the last one although - 'Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done' - sounds more like my working week!

Lol loved 'em!

yeh realli good, some are pretty funni

yeah, you would never say that at work. but funny all the same

"You seen the Boss? Looks like we working for a tomato, round and big, but dumb and brainless!"



Gd ones u got up there!!