Funny how the government works?

150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private

investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of
the Secret Service.

Since that time, the federal government has produced a
large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA,
INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women
in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs:
F.A.T.A.S.S.

The FATASSs are of course supervised by a special section of
the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security
Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the
A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.

Since when does the government work? That's news to me.

It was bound to happen.

That should go in the joke section lol.....