So IT HAPPENED AGIAN BUT THIS TIME...?

All the options on the touch screen coppier at work totally confused me
鈥⊿o of course I wound up printing everything all to hell
鈥↖ lost my temper and pounded on the machine which on most days only puts this forsaken hellspawn of office technocrap out of service for few hours
鈥∟ot today
鈥˙eing exhausted from a 6-hour crawling commute I have been downing coffee like its oxygen
鈥⊿o my coffe cup which I had set on a bookshelf near the coppy machine fell over do to the fact that the shoddy engineering of the building I work in channeled all the vibaration of my fists hitting the coppy machine through the bookshelf dumping coffee all over the machine
鈥∕y first thought was this is going to be a little bit worse than the normal broken coppier monday routine
鈥═hen the there was a lot of smoke, sparks and the works鈥↖ ran like hell, the building was evacuated
鈥―espite there only being minimal damage the building is now a crime scene
鈥↖s it Job search time?

Yea, that's okay you can take up where Hunter S. Thompson left off. Hell he didn't use a dictionary either.

WHAT?????

You can come work for me.

I hate coppy machines.

honey... get out of there.

Not only is job search time, but anger management time, hire a lawyer time, read the copier manual time, and use spell check time.

sounds like whining. regardles, consider it.

did you ever see the commercial "Do you wanna get away?",,it is an Airlines commerical..
I would write the airlines and submit this one for their next commercial..
so do you
"Wanna get away?"...lol
good luck in your job hunt

yep start looking.

Could be worst. My wives coffee cup went through the glass top of the copier and scattered it. They ended up having to junk the machine and get a new one.

She also has a new job....

A job is the least of your problems. A six hour crawling commute? You lost your temper over a copy machine? You down coffee like oxygen?

You hate your life. It isn't Job search time, it's Soul search time.

Okay, you just waisted 5 points, congrats. I'm sorry, but you're use of question marks IRRIATATES me! Lol. x

The problem isn't the job; it's you.

If you need help understanding how to use the photocopier, ask for help.

Control yourself. Destroying expensive equipment is NOT going to be popular with any employer.

Perhaps you've learned your lesson about the coffee and pounding on equipment.

It probably IS job search time, as your employer will most likely can you.

But unless you get a clue, your next employer will probably can you, too.