Rent....funny or not?

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed
to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before
he left, he told her that he
did not have any cash with him, but he
would have his secretary write a
cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."



On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not
been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and
enclose the following typed note:



"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a cheque for
$250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression
that:



#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there
was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy
and at home.



However, I found out that:



#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there
wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:



" Dear Sir,

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular
size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do
not blame the management.


Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady

Lol, ur jokes are always some of the funniest!! **STAR** for u!!

I don't think she's getting her $

That was so funny. Who could be that silly enough not to know how to work and design his apartment

lol 10 10

omg lol lmfao fuch me lol

hahahahahe funny.

lol 7/10 cause i barely understood it lol

made me smile on the inside. i get it very well.

2 fo two Twinkle. You're great. Keep them coming..........

Ha ha ha!!! That has got to be one of the best jokes! Thank you for the laugh!!! :D

Loved this joke! Thanks for the laugh.