Rent For Appartment!?

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her.

for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,
but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,

calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."


On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and
at home.

However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large....

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250
with the following
note:

" Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it
on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if
you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady.

lmao.. now thats what i call "hilarious"

hahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for the laugh

hahahaha! lovin' it..star..thx

pretty good*

that was really good

Nice,i'll give 10pts for this.

thats funny.

haha thats hilarious!! =]

Absolutly brilliant, you got a star for that one. 10/10. xx

go girl!

This had been posted just 2-3 days ago on Yahoo. Please try not to do repeats.

LMAO!

I like it