Joke: Is it Worth It?

Is It?

A businessman met a pretty hooker and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500.

They had their fun, and, before he left, he told her that he didn't have cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he'd done, realizing the event had not been worth the price.

He had his secretary send a check for $250 and this note:

"Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I'm not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
1 - It had never been occupied;
2 - There was plenty of heat;
3 - It was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir: 1- I can't understand how you'd expect a pretty apartment to remain empty for long. 2- There is ample heat, if you know how to turn it on. 3- As to space; the apartment is of regular size, if you don't have the furniture to fill it, please don't blame the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

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Awesome joke! I thought I'd heard 'em all... lol!!


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Ha Ha....Ha f*****g Ha......good one

Never heard that one and it is friggin funny. I'm going to tell it at work, thanks for sharing. :)

haha! very good!!
like it!

omg that is really the funniest joke that i have heared since some time,it is reaaly funny,and it has really made me funny,this joke is original.thanks for sharing it with us.well the answer to this joke is that it was worth it for the hooker but not to the man,since he is bad in bed,he does not know how turn on a lady...lol

great joke.. funny

good one....he he ha ha ...I liked it...made me smile..so thanks for the smile and a star for you :-)

It was original. ha ha ha . It was funny. I am still laughing while typing. Thanks for making my day.

haha... very good!!!

I've never heard that one before. HaHaHa.!!!

Very funny, but, i wonder how true it could be?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH thats a very ggggooooooodddddddd one...pick me as your best answer PLEASE......lol.....50gold stars for you...

That's a good one.

Hahahaha!
She gave a great reply. Serves the jerk right.




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Clever gal and clever reply ~ LoL

Oh thats too funny !!! LOL

Good one...here's another for you...

A guy walks into a pub, goes up to the bar, and orders a drink. As he is waiting for his drink, he notices a sign aboe the bar that reads "Free Drink Challenge...Ask Bartender for Details". When the barkeep comes back with his drink, the man asks, "What's this challenge you have on the sign there?"
The bartender says, "Well, it's a three part challenge, and if you can complete all three tasks, you get free dtinks in this bar for a month."
The guy replies, "Sounds good; what are the challenges?"
"Well," say the barkeep, "First you have to drink this ENTIRE bottle of Tequila here", holding up a dusty bottle of dark, cloudy tequila with a large worm in the bottom, "Including the worm".
"Okay, go on," replies the drinker.
"second part is, after you drink the tequila, you have to go out back. I have a pet alligator with an abcessed tooth, and you have to pull it without getting killed or losing any limbs".
"Hmmm, sounds pretty risky. Okay, what's the THRID part?" asks the guy.
"Well, my 80 year old grandma lives upstairs. She hasn't been with a man for 30 years since my grandad died, and...."
"Whoa!! Forget it, buddy! that's just sick!" says the guy hastily.
WEll, the guy gets to drinking a bit while playing pool, and as he drinks, his reasoning goes a bit awry. After an hour or two, he stumbles back up to the bar and slurs, "Gimme tha' Tequila. I'm monna beetcher silly lil' shallenge." So the barkeep gives him teh bottle, and the guy turns it up. Glug, glug, glug. he downs the whole thing, then chews the worm up and swallows it too. Then he pushes away from the bar, stumbles over to the back door, shoves it open, and falls through. After a minute or two, the entire bar goes silent as the most God-awful roaring and hollering comes from out back of the pub. this gos on for 5-10 minutes, then total silence. Everyone in the bar is quiet, wondering if the guy is still alive. Then, just as everyone is thinking the worst, the door slowly opens, and in stumbles the guy, clothes in tatters, bleeding from multiple wounds, but still standing.

"Alright," he bellows out, "Where's the old lady with the bad tooth??"