JOKE ~~~ How much?

A businessman met a beautifulgirl and asked her to spend the night with him for 拢500. And she did. Before he left in the morning he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price, so he had his secretary send a cheque for拢250 and enclosed a note.
Dear Madam, Enclosed fina a chequ3 in 5h3 qmoun5 or 拢250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied before. (2) That there was plenty of heat. (3) That it was small enough to make me cosy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the

cheque for 拢250 with the following note.
Dear Sir, First of all, I can not understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of warmth if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

LMSUIAO Jeesh girl she certainly knows how to hit a man where he lives LOL

That is a good one and worth a star.

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Ha Ha Ha just got the jist ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Very good!!

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

lol definite star

star?

A star from me too. That was very good. More please! :D

haha.......good one

Excellent!

veery veery good

LMAO. U deserve a star!