Is this a funny arrangement or what..?

Pls star if worthy... Thanx.

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
With her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her
That he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a
check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
However, on the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
The whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed please find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression that:

1 - it had never been occupied

2 - there was plenty of heat, and

3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

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you forgot the other half of the joke...

"Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady! "

weird i sent that same letter to ur mom crazy world

LOL funny

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