Help with deciding on a college and a major?

I need some major help deciding on a college and major (and basically what I want to be in life). It's getting towards the end of junior year in high school and I'm supposed to be deciding what I want to do. I thought it over and realized that I pretty much don't like anything. I hate every subject in school, am lazy, and I start to space easily during lectures. I have decent grades (mostly B's some A's) and take all the success bound AP classes.
I don't know what I want to be because I hate writing, reading, history, chemisty, science, math, i'm shy, and it's my nightmare to be trapped in an office cubicle as my career but I don't like outdoorsy activities either. My councilers gave me an online quiz to decide your major and it told me I didn't fit into a category and to take the quiz again.

I want to go to a college that's relatively relaxed, in a city with a lot of shopping, a lot of asian girls, and preferably West coast. Any college similar to these would help.

thanks!

I have a personality and friends and everything, I just hate doing work.

I was in a similar situation when I graduated high school. I ended up flunking out of college after 2 semesters. My advice is don't go to college yet!! Get a job! Go find a one semester program at a community college if you need job skills. College will be there when you are ready for it. I went back at 25 and I'm now 31 and in graduate school.

Go join a personality development class ,in the first place.
Find a new YOU. then decide.