If you could use any line from the movie, 'Office Space' on someone you just walked by, what would you say

Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool. All right. Now here's how I see it all going down...
from Peter after
LAWRENCE say "Don't worry man! I won't tell anybody about this either!" and MICHAEL say: "Who the **** is that?!"

That's my stapler

Whaaaat's happenin'? (in Lumberg voice, of course)

Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

"Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."
It would be so random, they'd think I was a freak, but it would be fu.

OK, but...

Lemme show you my "O" face.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Lumbergh f***ed her.

PC Loadletter, what the F*** does that mean!

Yes, we are in very very deep S***.

This is not a mundane detail, Michael!!!

In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

But, I don't want to go to prison!

That's exactly where we are going, to a federal pound me in the a** prison.

If you could just go ahead and move down to storage B, that would be Grrreat.... MMMkay?

Yeeeaah

I'm, I'm going to set fire to the building

Ah do you have a case of the Mondays?

We're going to have to move your desk back just a little

Fu*kin' A. Peter Man

You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Great Line!

hey man, watch the corn hole...

today is the worst day of my life

DUDE CHECK OUT THE CHICK ON CHANNEL 9!!!
or
Hey man, watch your cornhole.

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

Milton is the best!

Fuuckin A man!

You look like you got the case of the MONDAYS

"Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
[flips off Stan] " LOL!

"I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'? "

"You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight"

or

"What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe? "

What's happening? Yeah,...(Lumbergh)

One day, I just kick this piece of **** out the window! (Samir)

Fuckin' A, man. (Lawrence)

...and I can't see the squirrels and they were merry...
I could set the building on fire. Well, okay, but that's the last straw. (Milton)

Every day I wake up is the worst day of my life. (Peter)

Is today the worst day of your life. (Therapist)

Yeah. (Peter)

That's messed up man. (Therapist)

It was a fine name until that no talent *** clown started winning Grammys. (Michael Bolton)

You wanna see my flair, there it is (sticking up middle finger)(Johanna)

Johanna, we need to talk about your flair,....15 pieces is minimum. For example, Brian over there is wearing 37 piece, and has a terrific smile. (Stan)

Must be a case of the Mondays...

We need to talk about your T.P.S. reports...